{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?","punchline":"Don't look I'm changing!","id":185}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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The Internal Security Department is Brunei's domestic intelligence agency and secret police force which is under control of the Prime Minister's Office. They are known to detain anyone suspected of being a threat to Brunei's national security for as long as needed.
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
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The Renault Frégate is an executive saloon car produced by the French automaker Renault between 1951 and 1960. Estate variants, the Renault Domaine and the Renault Manoir, were introduced in 1956 and 1958 respectively.
"}{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?","punchline":"Try it out on Internet Explorer","id":55}
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