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A Section Patrol Craft was a civilian vessel registered by the United States Navy for potential wartime service before, during, and shortly after World War I.
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Perizoma is a type of loincloth that was worn in Ancient Greece. The perizoma was typically worn by manual laborers or athletes. This garment could be worn independently or with a short chiton or even underneath a longer chiton. Homer references the perizoma in his epic, The Illiad underscoring its role in ancient Greek dress.
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