{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
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