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Corybantes veraguana is a moth in the Castniidae family. It is found in Panama, Colombia and Ecuador.
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Metopon is an opioid analogue that is a methylated derivative of hydromorphone which was invented in 1929 as an analgesic.
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Solliden Palace – commonly referred to only as Solliden – is the summer residence of the Swedish Roya