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{"type":"general","setup":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?","punchline":"Ten-tickles!","id":143}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?","punchline":"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.","id":271}
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